15 Chris Alexander "The Great"

PROFILE
Class: Height/Weight:
Senior 6-1 / 175
Hometown: Position:
Piqua, OH Right-Handed Pitcher
High School: Major:
Piqua Economics
PERSONAL
Chris Alexander, or Laslo Panaflex as he is known in Europe, is a miracle when it comes to baseball. He is easily the best learning disabled player to grace the field. The only reason he is able to pitch well at all is that everyone tells him he is really playing Donkey Kong. He enlists the help of a full time nurse to help him dress, eat, and dance. He was discovered in the little town of Piqua by some circus clowns. His arm is so good that he once threw an orange at a house and the house fell down. Chris can spell his own name both forwards and backwards.
CAREER STATS
|
YEAR |
GAMES | INN | HITS | BB | HR | K | R | ER | HBP | WP | BLK | W | L | S | ERA |
| 2004 | 5 | 9 | 6 | 2 | - | 5 | 6 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3.89 |
| TOTALS | 5 | 9 | 6 | 2 | - | 5 | 6 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3.89 |